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Q. "Waiter, will my pizza be long?" A. "No sir, it will be round!" #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry? A: Cookies!  #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. What did one donut say to the other? A. I donut care.  #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? A. Because he was a little shellfish! #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. Why did the person stare at the carton of an orange juice?  A. It said concentrate. #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? A. He pasta way. #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table? A. We're toast! #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. What do you call a sad strawberry? A. A blueberry. #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? A. Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . "He-brews" #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. Want to hear a joke about pizza?  A. Never mind, it's too cheesy. #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. What did the cake say to the fork? A. You want a piece of me?  #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. Why did the ice cream truck break down? A. Because of the Rocky Road.  #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor? A. Because it wasn't peeling well!  #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? A. I'm not telling you. You might spread it!  #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂😅😂

Q. Where do you learn to make banana splits? A. In sundae school. #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. What did the banana do when the monkey chased it? A. The banana split! #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Porkchop! #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. What do fish take to stay healthy? A. Vitamin sea. #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? A. It takes them a long time to swallow their pride. #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😅

Q. What fish only swims at night? A. A starfish. #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣

Q. What is a cat’s favorite movie? A. The sound of Mew-sic! #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣

Q. How does a dog stop a video? A. He presses the paws button. #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣

Q. What did one wall say to the other? A. I’ll meet you at the corner. #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😁

Knock, knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over! #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😁

Q. How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? A. When it’s full. #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😁

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up! #LaughOften 😁😁😁 #JokeTime 😂🤣😁

"He who laughs, lasts!" - Mary Pettibone Poole #LaughOften 😁😁😁